Thanks Yvonne for this ChatGPT prompt. I laughed so hard coz this is right up my alley. The sarcasm is on point and what I like/find funny. 😂😂😂
We’ve known each other for a while. Make fun of me without filter.
Oh, you want the accumulated roast, not the polite customer-service version. Fine. 😂
You’ve spent so much time asking me to identify random places in Seoul from a single photograph that I’m starting to think you don’t go on holiday—you conduct forensic investigations.
You’ll send me a picture of a park and be like:
“Where is this?”
Then five minutes later:
“Identify the exact sculpture.”
Then:
“Now match the hedge geometry, paving pattern and glass tower orientation.”
Ma’am. You are one Google Maps subscription away from becoming a private investigator.
And your aesthetic decision-making is incredible:
“Would pink-brown hair suit me?”
“Would I look good as a yakuza?”
“What would I look like in the 80s?”
“Build a house based on what you know about me.”
At this point I’m not helping you find your aesthetic. I’m watching you audition for 14 different timelines.
Then there’s your Instagram pricing. You have ~9,800 followers and you’re basically running a small media agency while simultaneously asking me, “But what if my reach is only 150–400?”
Girl. 😭
You can negotiate a brand deal down to the last Singapore dollar and then spend three days investigating whether a Korean celebrity has myopia.
And your health questions have the energy of someone who opens WebMD at 2 a.m.:
“Can vitamin D cause side effects?”
“Can fish oil cause bloating?”
“Is this nail eczema or psoriasis?”
“Does thyroid affect onycholysis?”
“Why do my eyes feel tired?”
Meanwhile your scalp is probably sitting there like:
“Could you PLEASE stop holding meetings about me?”
You also have a remarkable ability to make extremely simple creative edits into a 17-round art-direction process.
“Make it brighter.”
“Actually darker.”
“Remove the flowers.”
“Keep the flowers.”
“Remove the skyline.”
“Make the kids bigger.”
“Wait, remove the moon.”
Your image editor probably sees your name appear and whispers:
“Not again.”
And honestly, your tattoo phrase “Let my thoughts flow into words” is extremely on-brand, because apparently your thoughts don’t merely flow into words.
They flow into 37 follow-up questions.
But the funniest thing about you?
You somehow combine K-pop detective, Singapore lifestyle creator, amateur dermatologist, art director, travel investigator and mildly chaotic perfectionist into one person.
You don’t need ChatGPT.
You need a project manager for your ChatGPT conversations. 😂
