customers who need a slap

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I finally got to watch Kanjani8’s Excite! concert. Went over to Per’s house on Sunday. Yes, you’ve heard this before but I’m going to say it again…Ohkura is so 帅!!!

I did this little quiz and omg…the results were making me high. There’s only one person that can make me high. Who is it? *strains to the hear the answer*

The burnt part of my hand is now damn disgusting. (Not going to post the photo in plain view lest everyone gets nightmares.) I know I shouldn’t have burst the bubble/blister but I have “itchy fingers”. Too late to regret now… It’s a little pain. But I am not going to make a big deal out of it. Hmmm…but the rest keep making a big deal out of it. Why? I really can’t understand. Ok, but they are saying it out of a good heart. Already 2-3 customers have asked about it. The really cute one being an ang moh.

Customer: What happened to your hand?
Me: Got burnt.
Customer: Today?
Me: No, a few days ago.
Customer: Oh my…it must be really painful.
Me: Not really. It’s ok.
Customer: Take care.
Me: *smiles*

If only I could serve such customers everyday instead of those really rude ones…
I can’t stand customers who:
1) Seem to have a really “black face”. What have I done to you? Nothing. Don’t make it seem like I owed you something.

2) Are damn impatient then start complaining. Why don’t you try working in my place or any of the other crews’ position? Then you will know what it’s like. Yes, we try to get your orders out as fast as possible but that doesn’t mean it’s going to be prepared at lightning speed. Unless you don’t mind half-cooked food. Get this straight. We only prepare the food when you order, that ensures the food is hot and fresh.

3) Can’t seem to understand English. When I ask “chilli or ketchup?”, don’t tell me “ya”. Does the “ya” mean “chilli” or “ketchup” or “both”? *sarcastic* I can’t read your mind ok. You are just testing my patience and I’ll just tick both. Hmmm…maybe I shan’t give you any.

4) Keep changing their mind. It’s very troublesome to keep changing orders coz of the system. Especially when I’ve already repeated your order, prepared your items then you open your mouth. You are just itching for a slap from me.

5) Don’t listen carefully when I repeat orders. Ah…don’t listen lahz. Then later when your order is wrong then come and complain. Just another one itching for a slap from me. No…this one needs to be stomped on. Doesn’t mean you’re on the phone, I’m going to wait patiently for you to finish your conversation. You will just have to tell the person on the line to hold on. I’m just going to repeat your order ONCE. Up to you to listen or not.

6) Hold up the whole queue just coz they can’t decide on what to eat. I suggest you stand to one side, decide on what you want then join the queue. You are only entitled to do that when there’s no queue, meaning you are the only customer. People might as well die of hunger while in the queue waiting for you to come to a decision.

If you are the kind of customer who falls into any of the above conditions, you had better reflect on yourself. Else, please please please DO NOT let me take your order. I will just feel like slapping the hell out of you.

uchi coming back

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Someone posted in the forums that Uchi will be coming back on December 16. Let’s hope this information is reliable. If so, then this is a huge Christmas present for fans and JE members.

Oh…I finally got the Ohkura focus clip in the Excite! concert. OMG…so 帅 can… *woot*

I watched both episodes of 1 Rittoru no Namida. Teared a bit but didn’t cry. It’s a nice show…really… Can’t wait for the next episode. I saw someone’s post in the forums that Sawajiri Erika (acting as Aya) is naturally cute. It doesn’t seem that she’s trying too hard or something. Agree to that.

excite!

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Got the news from a livejournal that Massu will be the producer for 13 November’s episode of Shounen Club. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~ And the theme is “smile”. The theme so suits him. Haha…*prances round the room* Now I’m high…

Ryo will be producer for 20 November’s. More news here.

And then I downloaded clips from Kanjani8’s Excite! concert. The bonus parts, focus on Ryo, Uchi and Yoko. I already have Yasu’s and Hina’s from some time ago.

Yoko…”SHIRAYUKI!!!” He is so freakin’ fair. Snow white…hahahahahaha…

While watching Uchi’s, I noticed Ohkura behind. Omg…so damn kakkoii. I wanna watch his focus clip in the dvd~~~

Omg…so 帅 can… Another one…

I think after watching this, you’ll see Kanjani8 in a whole new light. Coz they all look good. Even Yasu. Manz…even he looks good.

Heh…I’m starting to appreciate Yasu a lot more. I think he looks better with this straight hair though. He’s such a crybaby though. *lol* The episode of Honjani that Per sent me…haven’t watched it but I know he cried coz Subaru took his strawberry. Hahaha…so silly. And to think he was on both (Per and I) our hate lists back in Secondary school. Haha…now it’s Nakajima Yuto from J.J.Express.

Per is going to UK in November. I’m going to miss her terribly (even if it’s only for one month). Who am I going to exclaim to when I get high over Massu?

jikan gire

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Yes, I’m going mad…3 posts in a day. HAHAHA…

I couldn’t get a good screenshot of Maru during the Music Station performances for Sukiyanen, Osaka. The one with his disappointed look when he tries to say something but another member announces “jikan gire“. The recent Hey Hey Hey performance for the song has a clearer shot of Maru and his disappointed look. Damn funny.

Omg…he’s such an aho. HAHAHA…

that dream

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Remember I said I wanted to post about my weird dream…it’s the one with NewS in it. Ok, to make it more interesting, I shall post the contents of my conversation with Per on MSN about it. Note: Like Per said, Massu makes me high.

Me: Ok ok…I quickly tell you my dream before going to sleep.
Me: Nothing wonderful…
Me: I dreamt that we were at a NewS concert.
Me: God knows where lahz.
Per: Who’s we? lol
Me: Looks like a school stage to me.
Me: Me and you and a few other people…can’t remember who.
Per: Haha so cool.
Me: Ok…I remember it’s a NewS concert but don’t know why I can’t remember seeing the other members’ faces all except for Koyama (pui pui pui) and Massu.
Me: Then suddenly this middle-aged guy comes to the front, unravels a banner and starts shouting at us.
Per: At us?!
Me: He tells us that we should all go home and stop wasting our parents’ money watching stupid idol concerts.
Per: Puuuuuuuu!?!
Per: Haha he also had to pay to go in whaaaat.
Me: Then someone from the back yells at him to go away or else he will call the police.
Per: Hahah
Me: Then the guy just starts to threaten don’t know what shit and everyone goes silent.
Per: Goes silent?! Why?!
Me: And all this time, Koyama is staring at him nervously.
Per: WAHAHAH why you go notice Koyama?!
Me: How I know…must be the siao goondu threaten to do something really bad.
Per: Lol!! Okay…
Me: Then finally the stupid fella is dragged away and the concert continues.
Per: Ahahahaha wth.
Me: But coz of all the time wasted, they only performed like 4-5 songs then that’s it.
Me: Like mini concert nia.
Per: What!
Me: Then everyone was like super pissed off.
Per: I bet that man was Tsunku.
Per: Wahahahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Per: Cos he wants people to watch MM.
Me: Then that’s all…coz I woke up le.
Per: Ohhh I see.
Per: Wah no riot.
Me: Weird manz…too weird.
Per: This is a reminder to save money! So we can go to Japan again.
Me: Wah lau…don’t know why I can remember Koyama’s face so clearly some more.
Per: Hmmm
Me: SHOULD HAVE BEEN MASSU MAHZZZZZZZZ!
Per: Lol maybe Massu standing the other side.
Me: Massu…我对不起你了
Per: Where’s Ryo?! He would have so kicked Tsunku’s ass.
Me: Massu was behind Koyama but I remembered Koyama’s face more clearly.
Per: OH he was behind?!
Me: Orh…must be coz KOYAMA WAS FREAKIN’ BLOCKING MASSU!
Me: Stupid Koyama lahz…
Per: Wahaha!
Me: Aiyah…Massu should have just pushed Koyama to one side lahz…HAHAHA
Per: Haha why would he?!
Me: Wasted manz…
Per: Ryo would just…OI OMAE! KUROSUZO!
Me: Haha…too good liaoz…做好人
Per: Lol…
Per: Hao ren~~
Per: Smile too much lah
Me: Then can just “you are my sunshine, my only sunshine…you make me HAPPPPPYYYYY when skies are GREEEEYYYYYYYY”
Me: HAHAHAHA
Per: HAHAHAHAHA siao le siao le.
Per: High le.
Me: Ok…then must say “jikan gire”, then can shut up and go to sleep.
Me: Haha
Per: Hahaha…okays…Gdnites
Per: Sleep well ok~! <3
Me: Ok
Me: Nitez
Me: <3
Per: Byeeeee

The only other time I dreamt of Massu was when I (for some reason) was running away from him. He kept chasing me (for some reason). And he was yelling something in Japanese. I was yelling back “stop following me. I can’t understand what you’re saying, neither can you understand a word I’m saying.” Yea, I know…it’s really -_-|||

mugendai = no uchi

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OMG! I’m really going to cry now. I just downloaded (ok, bad me) the Sukiyanen, Osaka singles. Listening to Mugendai…something’s wrong. The first word “友情” should be said by Uchi. But it sounds like Subaru’s saying it instead. Something sinks in my stomach as the truth hits me, they actually went through the trouble of re-recording the song.

I remembered reading about it in the forums. I remembered Per telling me. But the news just didn’t sink into me. Maybe I felt that it was just an empty threat.

I thought my ears were playing tricks on me. I had a recording of the song way before…taken from a show. Played and replayed it. Compared it to the one from the single. Really…no Uchi. My mind flashes “TELL PER NOW!” Check MSN, she’s not online. Shall I call her and risk getting a scolding? Finally decide to call her. I woke her up from her sleep. Shit. Per, I’m so sorry I woke you up and bombarded you with the obvious. At that moment, I really really wanted to cry. HOW COULD JE DO THIS TO UCHI?!

massu’s first love

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Someday I’m going to kill everyone with my numerous posts on Massu or Maru. But the thing is…I DON’T CARE! Hahaha…

Yea yea…so we all know that Massu LOVES to eat. Food MUST be his first love. Imagine how happy I was when I got a CM (commercial) of YamaP advertising for Pringles. No, you didn’t read wrong. It WAS a CM of P’s.

So we see P…P again…more of P…sigh…sigh… Scene changes. P’s downing the chips now. Some other guy’s downing the chips. Another guy downing the chips. WAIT A MINUTE! Wasn’t that Massu?

*getting excited while staring at the monitor* Another scene that shows P and Massu with chips in their mouths. THAT IS MASSU!!! Lalala~~~ *dances the aho dance*

Who cares about P when there’s Massu~~~ Not that I hate P already. Nad still remembers my adoration for P back in Secondary school. But as the years go by, I feel that P is one Johnny’s boy that is too overrated. Then Massu comes into the picture. Time to move over, P… Nyahahahahaha…

Oh yea, and in my anxiousness to get that entry of Maru on Gimon in, I forgot to talk about Maru and his aho-ness on Music Station. Twice, Kanjani8 have been on Music Station for Sukiyanen, Osaka. TWICE, it happened to Maru. This is so hilarious.

So they add in talking parts in the song. First round was supposed to do a self-introduction. Everyone says a bit. Comes to Subaru and he talks some nonsense. Maru tries to remind him that it is supposed to be SELF-INTRODUCTION. Ryo cuts in and says something. Again Maru tries to remind him that it is supposed to be self-introduction. Just when Maru decides to say something about himself, Yoko announces “jikan gire” (which means that there’s not enough time) and Maru doesn’t get a chance. Should have seen that disappointed look on Maru’s face. So damn funny. Couldn’t screenshot that look coz one screenshot is not funny enough, have to watch that part to see how aho Maru was.

Second time round, they are supposed to introduce Kansai area. Again everyone talks. Come to Maru, Hina just announces “jikan gire” and Maru has the disappointed look again. HAHAHAHAHA…

I have more to talk about…like that weird dream of NewS I had last night. But I think I might save that for later…or maybe not at all.

i love you so much TO YOU

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OMG…I can just die of laughter here. What kind of English is THAT?!

I watched this certain episode of Gimon yesterday. Wanted to post an entry but ran into some problems with my databases and whatever so couldn’t. The episode is about 3 women who earn a million yen. One of them is a manga artist. So the Kanjani8 members had to try saying a kaikan phrase (a phrase that makes the girl’s heart beat faster) each. The setting was “onsen“. Guess what Maru said…omg…this has got to the most aho line ever.

Which translates to “your cheeks look like boiled tako (octopus)…I love you so much…TO YOU”. And he said it in this all serious, booming voice. Even his expression was so damn funny. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA… What kinda kaikan phrase is THAT? I think it won’t make the girl go doki doki but more like she’ll DIE OF LAUGHTER. Everyone was just laughing so hard after he said it.


OMG…I can so die of laughter here…

Just as I was crossing the road to Parkway today, I suddenly remembered this. So wanted to laugh out loud there and then.

uchi-kun

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内くんお誕生日おめでとう!!!

To you, this year’s birthday must be a difficult one as you face everyday, constantly being reminded of your past mistake. However, one must continue through life’s journey. With this, I hope you will let go of the past unhappiness and start anew. Remember that you still have your family, friends and fans’ support. We are all waiting for you to come back!